Monday, October 13, 2008

Dog Penis Erect And Dripping

da coba

Everyone has a neighbor, or do s, ot s re- which is larger, the poor does not go as well and mu course, gives us the tenderness we've lost . Well good, I have one that is staying with me.

all started one day when I enter my casapuerta and I see my neighbor to load bags from the supermarket. Obviously, as my mare has educated me a ton of good and inculcao me the idea that the elderly must respect and help them, after I told him: "Mary, I miss a cable with the bags" Then, as bold, the Mrs. Mary dropped the bags down and said, "Oh son, yes. Thank you very much, what educaito are and how good. " As I climbed the Mandaa she continued with the litany of thanks and complaints s or age.

The second event took place two or three days later. I went back into the casapuerta and I saw Mrs. Mary with a bag beginning to climb the first stairs of the building. Naturally, seeing that only carried a small bag of a kilo or so after I passed up the stairs two by two, without even throw account. When I get to first hear, "Oh, how bad is it pays to be old and alone!". Aro, when I hear that bad conscience, as if it appeared on my right a little angel Hombrito or those of cartoons telling me: "Enga, malaga, not SIESO, take a cable to women, joe, what is only a first. " Well I turned and got the bag for the lady.

The third act is where m ore than I detectao shameless. Before yesterday, I am about to go outside to take a tapas dinner with my piva pa and stuff. Well, well, I think I was waiting behind the m go by illa the ton, because when I walk through the door, leaving her with a bag of trash from two or three weeks and says, " Chano Goodnight What going for a ride? "obviously did not want to know R the answer, because it was obvious, and I said let me answer: "What a joy to be young. I vo down and garbage smells much longer and with greater I'm ... "Guess? Out again to ng elite eggs and begins: "Enga Chanito that Mrs. Joe is greater and garbage stinks. "No or dick smell, not smell?" Aro, got away from me lady endin up a box with a lot of Teleindiscreta of when to bet, pa threw out the recycling.

Chavalit Finally, as to have moral, I say no is good to be good and if you see the angel of the eggs have to give a cosqui of good and move it because if you do not see destined to be slaves of cheeky ladies who use their age to have a seat on the bus to sneak into the bakery, so that ye seek the TV that it does not work, and of course, that will go up, the Mandaa. I say goodbye to another chance because the neighbor is calling me through the yard today I'm going to make a puree of vegetables that the poor are not going to the bathroom The angel dead!

Dog Penis Erect And Dripping

da coba

Everyone has a neighbor, or do s, ot s re- which is larger, the poor does not go as well and mu course, gives us the tenderness we've lost . Well good, I have one that is staying with me.

all started one day when I enter my casapuerta and I see my neighbor to load bags from the supermarket. Obviously, as my mare has educated me a ton of good and inculcao me the idea that the elderly must respect and help them, after I told him: "Mary, I miss a cable with the bags" Then, as bold, the Mrs. Mary dropped the bags down and said, "Oh son, yes. Thank you very much, what educaito are and how good. " As I climbed the Mandaa she continued with the litany of thanks and complaints s or age.

The second event took place two or three days later. I went back into the casapuerta and I saw Mrs. Mary with a bag beginning to climb the first stairs of the building. Naturally, seeing that only carried a small bag of a kilo or so after I passed up the stairs two by two, without even throw account. When I get to first hear, "Oh, how bad is it pays to be old and alone!". Aro, when I hear that bad conscience, as if it appeared on my right a little angel Hombrito or those of cartoons telling me: "Enga, malaga, not SIESO, take a cable to women, joe, what is only a first. " Well I turned and got the bag for the lady.

The third act is where m ore than I detectao shameless. Before yesterday, I am about to go outside to take a tapas dinner with my piva pa and stuff. Well, well, I think I was waiting behind the m go by illa the ton, because when I walk through the door, leaving her with a bag of trash from two or three weeks and says, " Chano Goodnight What going for a ride? "obviously did not want to know R the answer, because it was obvious, and I said let me answer: "What a joy to be young. I vo down and garbage smells much longer and with greater I'm ... "Guess? Out again to ng elite eggs and begins: "Enga Chanito that Mrs. Joe is greater and garbage stinks. "No or dick smell, not smell?" Aro, got away from me lady endin up a box with a lot of Teleindiscreta of when to bet, pa threw out the recycling.

Chavalit Finally, as to have moral, I say no is good to be good and if you see the angel of the eggs have to give a cosqui of good and move it because if you do not see destined to be slaves of cheeky ladies who use their age to have a seat on the bus to sneak into the bakery, so that ye seek the TV that it does not work, and of course, that will go up, the Mandaa. I say goodbye to another chance because the neighbor is calling me through the yard today I'm going to make a puree of vegetables that the poor are not going to the bathroom The angel dead!

Monday, September 15, 2008

How To Shortin Curtains?

When I met Marta


The year was 2007, I think it was Monday, I felt good and decided not to get on the bus. I started walking down the avenue, and after one or two hundred meters, I changed my mind and grabbed the first thing I saw. It was so vague and lazy now, must have begun to take care of my physical, but I did not know the latter. Undoubtedly, as you are expecting, that day I learned that I had developed a characteristic did not know.

The culprit was Marta, a fellow at the institute had not seen since the 98. Evidently my evolution had not been for the better. But of course, but it was almost familiar with my decay, scratching a little more what you say ego Do we agree? Well, the conversation was more or less well.

Marta took me as follows. Male Seba, long time no see! (in high school called me Seba, Chano it came, like most things, with age) Before I answer, I had planted two kisses of those who hurt, in each of the cheeks and had made another question, along with a strong statement. UICH , what a face you have! "You're wrong, no? - Now I thought to myself. Well, What about bills?, she asked, clearly not seeking an answer. I am working in an accounting office, the truth that do not charge much, only about 1500 euros per month but I have to work some Tuesday afternoon, a couple of hours, you know, balance. He could not speak, I began to imagine ways they could have gotten the gigs. The truth is that what had always been silly, I could not think in any way noble or morally correct. Who cares, if I could, I think he would have done anything for a gigs of such earnings.

quickly Marta took one look at my suitcase and to my dismay, saw full of notes of the Faculty. Of course, gave the phrase that I hated to hear at that time, and that the university was doing me up the hill and looked like a professor instead of a student: Do you you're still studying? . I shit on your ... and I bit my tongue. This girl I was getting tired so I had thought, for the first time in my life would be like my stay in jail because I promise to kill her. I think even I would be appreciated.

What he lacked was to attack with my looks or my clothes y. .. have to see the clothes I wear! Prince looks Bell-air! This statement accompanied by a chuckle, as if thinking, "What age I have" . And you do not get off the large china daughter? I thought again in silence. with how well you dressed guy at school, always with your little shirt and your pants Chinese funnier ...! .

What he meant by that? "Funny? Graciosa it with that voice, which seems to have a stuffy nose, and glasses, that thing ugly glasses.

No matter if you child as you look good is important, if you feel more youthful ...

just kill me now, over old tells me, but if she is older.

Marta could not ignore the last of his comments, everyone does that already, I almost do not care. Seba , are you more chubby, no? Look, if you have to tits! Jajaaja!. Aaaahhhh! I'll kill myself, kill myself today, when money for a therapy I have not, so I was suicide. It was true, was more chubby in fact, since then my belly has risen as the price of oil. There was no way out, my colleague Marta had taught me the way to the dark side of maturity.

How To Shortin Curtains?

When I met Marta


The year was 2007, I think it was Monday, I felt good and decided not to get on the bus. I started walking down the avenue, and after one or two hundred meters, I changed my mind and grabbed the first thing I saw. It was so vague and lazy now, must have begun to take care of my physical, but I did not know the latter. Undoubtedly, as you are expecting, that day I learned that I had developed a characteristic did not know.

The culprit was Marta, a fellow at the institute had not seen since the 98. Evidently my evolution had not been for the better. But of course, but it was almost familiar with my decay, scratching a little more what you say ego Do we agree? Well, the conversation was more or less well.

Marta took me as follows. Male Seba, long time no see! (in high school called me Seba, Chano it came, like most things, with age) Before I answer, I had planted two kisses of those who hurt, in each of the cheeks and had made another question, along with a strong statement. UICH , what a face you have! "You're wrong, no? - Now I thought to myself. Well, What about bills?, she asked, clearly not seeking an answer. I am working in an accounting office, the truth that do not charge much, only about 1500 euros per month but I have to work some Tuesday afternoon, a couple of hours, you know, balance. He could not speak, I began to imagine ways they could have gotten the gigs. The truth is that what had always been silly, I could not think in any way noble or morally correct. Who cares, if I could, I think he would have done anything for a gigs of such earnings.

quickly Marta took one look at my suitcase and to my dismay, saw full of notes of the Faculty. Of course, gave the phrase that I hated to hear at that time, and that the university was doing me up the hill and looked like a professor instead of a student: Do you you're still studying? . I shit on your ... and I bit my tongue. This girl I was getting tired so I had thought, for the first time in my life would be like my stay in jail because I promise to kill her. I think even I would be appreciated.

What he lacked was to attack with my looks or my clothes y. .. have to see the clothes I wear! Prince looks Bell-air! This statement accompanied by a chuckle, as if thinking, "What age I have" . And you do not get off the large china daughter? I thought again in silence. with how well you dressed guy at school, always with your little shirt and your pants Chinese funnier ...! .

What he meant by that? "Funny? Graciosa it with that voice, which seems to have a stuffy nose, and glasses, that thing ugly glasses.

No matter if you child as you look good is important, if you feel more youthful ...

just kill me now, over old tells me, but if she is older.

Marta could not ignore the last of his comments, everyone does that already, I almost do not care. Seba , are you more chubby, no? Look, if you have to tits! Jajaaja!. Aaaahhhh! I'll kill myself, kill myself today, when money for a therapy I have not, so I was suicide. It was true, was more chubby in fact, since then my belly has risen as the price of oil. There was no way out, my colleague Marta had taught me the way to the dark side of maturity.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Cervical Mucus 6 Days After

Before you ... Chano Er


Yes, I have decided to make a block of those who already have around the world. Yes, I'm finally giving ORT new age of internet. Now I'm thinking of buying a moved to talk with you tor gene damn day and send men sajito to toas girls I know at night in the bars to which I go.

Finally, the purpose of these pixels is to present my life to you. I want you to bear account of to how an ordinary person can become an idol of the masses, which is what going to end up where they have spent the years this blog has become a website and in to NCES, a R ussell Crowe came to less, take care of the cinema. On his deathbed I will prepare you cholesterol will realize that I'm a millionaire and almost, almost, historical i co. Well, as you see in my brief presentation of the block, I'm a 'Chavalito' than 30 years, as almost all pobresita of my city, and emparentao to the bone with many cute girl that I do not see any default, but you n go a lot, believe me, a lot. I graduated in one of these races that are invented to be entertained madmen like myself do not know 'or' with a joint, with a joint auque you do to Merida Roman circus. I Human des way, a 5-year degree when I started , was 5, then went on to be 4, then 5, and do not know if when I finished and aunt xis true or not. Total in about 10 years old and had a little run ends. BA said that this was a wonderful mixture of all the humanistic disciplines that were studied. Indeed, I lectured in philosophy, language, literature, history ... but the only real thing we had was the mix, because, today, I do not know of literature, or know of philosophy and the trivial, always trip the history (what the language and can see that I can not give anything, anything right, but there is none to close the mouth.)

Well, this is what I can tell by now, I will periodically (that one licenciao Humanities pa Cadiz means from time to time) by placing my life here, my day to day and, of course, a great flash back the past so that you do them why my current ... irreverent with what I have yes or!

Cervical Mucus 6 Days After

Before you ... Chano Er


Yes, I have decided to make a block of those who already have around the world. Yes, I'm finally giving ORT new age of internet. Now I'm thinking of buying a moved to talk with you tor gene damn day and send men sajito to toas girls I know at night in the bars to which I go.

Finally, the purpose of these pixels is to present my life to you. I want you to bear account of to how an ordinary person can become an idol of the masses, which is what going to end up where they have spent the years this blog has become a website and in to NCES, a R ussell Crowe came to less, take care of the cinema. On his deathbed I will prepare you cholesterol will realize that I'm a millionaire and almost, almost, historical i co. Well, as you see in my brief presentation of the block, I'm a 'Chavalito' than 30 years, as almost all pobresita of my city, and emparentao to the bone with many cute girl that I do not see any default, but you n go a lot, believe me, a lot. I graduated in one of these races that are invented to be entertained madmen like myself do not know 'or' with a joint, with a joint auque you do to Merida Roman circus. I Human des way, a 5-year degree when I started , was 5, then went on to be 4, then 5, and do not know if when I finished and aunt xis true or not. Total in about 10 years old and had a little run ends. BA said that this was a wonderful mixture of all the humanistic disciplines that were studied. Indeed, I lectured in philosophy, language, literature, history ... but the only real thing we had was the mix, because, today, I do not know of literature, or know of philosophy and the trivial, always trip the history (what the language and can see that I can not give anything, anything right, but there is none to close the mouth.)

Well, this is what I can tell by now, I will periodically (that one licenciao Humanities pa Cadiz means from time to time) by placing my life here, my day to day and, of course, a great flash back the past so that you do them why my current ... irreverent with what I have yes or!